This paragraph was added because my article was rejected because it had an active URL in the first paragraph. Well, maybe that will do it.

I pulled up the official web site of Britney Spears because her name comes up so often in search engine keywords. The site is: http://www.britneyspears.com/. This site is one of the most pleasant and best designed sites I've visited. Of course it is only one out of a zillion, and I've barely toughed the upper rim, but it is a great site to visit.

We see Britney as a very successful performer. I learned at her site that she is also a philanthropist. You can see the donations that her Britney Spears Family Foundation has made to Katrina hurricane relief including a grant to the Ochsner Clinic Foundation featured in one of my articles.

Britney is a new mother. You can read about Kevin and the baby at: http://www.britneyzone.com/. The site says that the rumors that there is trouble in Britneyville with Kevin are just not true. That's where heaven is!

I was glad to learn that.

Britney seems to like her body. She is not prone to over cladding. At her official site (given in the first paragraph) it says you can buy an autographed picture which will put money into Katrina relief.

I couldn't figure out how to do it.

Besides, my wife said that I couldn't do it.

I said, "It's for hurricane victims!"

She said, "Who are you trying to kid!"

All that stuff about ordering a pic is not true. I put it there for color. But I couldn't figure out how to buy a signed pic at the site even if I wanted one.

E-mail me if you figure out how to do it!

Well, I just checked the stats on this article. I've got my 200 words.

CopyrightJohn T. Jones, Ph.D. 2005